Sunday, January 15, 2012
I Failed
I really did have good intentions of keeping up with my blog. I honestly don't know what happened. Actually I do. December happened. It was a clusterfuck of chaos for me. Even typing about it seems tiring, so I won't. I will say that January and February are relatively calm for me. And coming off of an insanely busy 2011 it feels pretty darn good. While I can't promise daily blogs, my goal is to blog weekly.
Time to watch Ricky Gervais slam Hollywood...LOVE IT! P.s. that lady Brad Pitt dates looks like a candy cane.
Time to watch Ricky Gervais slam Hollywood...LOVE IT! P.s. that lady Brad Pitt dates looks like a candy cane.
Plenty of Nothing
Have you tried online dating? I can't tell you how many times I've heard that. Usually my response is something like...No, I don't want my skin to become someone's lamp shade or I'm not keen on being sold into the white slave trade. (It does exist by the way.) But in all seriousness, online dating wasn't really my thing, I'm such a people person or at least fake being one, that it didn't seem like the right fit for me. I can tell within minutes of meeting someone in person-male or female-if I'm going to like them or not. My intuition has never steered me wrong. So how would I fare with this? I caved..after two friends having success from a site, one just moved in with her man and one getting married in August, I thought...why not? And really would white slavery be all that bad?
So I went with Plenty of Fish because that's what these two girls used. At least that's what they said. After my two week trial I'm pretty sure they lied to me. It should be called Plenty of Creepy Non-English Speaking Sex Seeking I Say I Want a Relationship But I Really Don't dot com. I mean seriously. When did spelling become a thing of the past? When did a simple, hi, how are you, become non-existent and replaced with hey sexy or send me a pic? Really? Yes guy taking a pic of yourself in your bathroom mirror with your shirt off and lame sunglasses on, I would LOVE to send you a pic. I have no problem with other nationalities, races, religions, etc. but you must speak English. That's not saying you can't have an accent but I have to be able to understand what the hell you're typing/saying to me. Someone should have a class for these men and teach them that verbs and nouns are in fact, not interchangeable. Am I being mean? Possibly.
So..after two weeks, I got off that site quicker than you can say sexting. I will stick to single life and dreaming that I will one day marry an NFL player.
So I went with Plenty of Fish because that's what these two girls used. At least that's what they said. After my two week trial I'm pretty sure they lied to me. It should be called Plenty of Creepy Non-English Speaking Sex Seeking I Say I Want a Relationship But I Really Don't dot com. I mean seriously. When did spelling become a thing of the past? When did a simple, hi, how are you, become non-existent and replaced with hey sexy or send me a pic? Really? Yes guy taking a pic of yourself in your bathroom mirror with your shirt off and lame sunglasses on, I would LOVE to send you a pic. I have no problem with other nationalities, races, religions, etc. but you must speak English. That's not saying you can't have an accent but I have to be able to understand what the hell you're typing/saying to me. Someone should have a class for these men and teach them that verbs and nouns are in fact, not interchangeable. Am I being mean? Possibly.
So..after two weeks, I got off that site quicker than you can say sexting. I will stick to single life and dreaming that I will one day marry an NFL player.
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