Monday, February 22, 2010
Slight Delay
I don't have internet service at home right now hence the reason there haven't been an blogs lately. I will update soon....I promise!!!! Peace and chicken grease!
Friday, February 5, 2010
Restroom Guidelines
At work we having training classes almost every week and they last 3 days. For some reason these bring the women with the most disgusting bathroom habits. I wrote the following statement to be read by my co-worker who is a trainer at the beginning of each class.
Attention all females who plan on using the restrooms on the 9th floor while you attend class. If you would like to use are facilities the following rules apply:
**Flush the toilet, I am not sure what is difficult about this task but it is common courtesy unless you’re in a 3rd world country that does not have flushable toilets. And if you must flush the toilet with your shoe, please don’t leave rubber skid marks on the toilet. It looks weird.
**Do not leave “presents” in the toilet. I know it may be surprising to some of you, but other people who use the bathroom after you, may not like leftover turds. If it’s brown, flush it down.
**We are not aware of any sandboxes nearby our building, but many of you find them during break, fill your shoes with sand and then dump your shoes out on the bathroom floor. Don’t.
**If you can’t control yourself and MUST splash water all over the sink and counter, please wipe it up. We don’t wear rain gear when using the bathroom.
**Hair. Please look at the toilet and sink to make sure no hair was left behind. You’re gross.
**Smoking hasn’t been legal indoors in about 87 years therefore restroom wastebaskets should not be used as an ash tray.
**Speaking of wastebaskets, that is wear trash goes. Crazy concept I know. Leaving your trash on the back of the toilet is frowned upon.
**The bathroom is not a beauty parlor. A little touch up of your hair, makeup, etc. is fine but laying out your cosmetics and creating a cloud of hairspray is a bit much.
**Dear lord, if you know people will vomit from the smell that comes out of your body, please use a bathroom on any other floor but ours.
**Unrolling toilet paper and throwing it around the bathroom is completely moronic. Don’t do it.
As a general rule, take a looksie around before you leave the stall, it will save me from running you over with my car.
Attention all females who plan on using the restrooms on the 9th floor while you attend class. If you would like to use are facilities the following rules apply:
**Flush the toilet, I am not sure what is difficult about this task but it is common courtesy unless you’re in a 3rd world country that does not have flushable toilets. And if you must flush the toilet with your shoe, please don’t leave rubber skid marks on the toilet. It looks weird.
**Do not leave “presents” in the toilet. I know it may be surprising to some of you, but other people who use the bathroom after you, may not like leftover turds. If it’s brown, flush it down.
**We are not aware of any sandboxes nearby our building, but many of you find them during break, fill your shoes with sand and then dump your shoes out on the bathroom floor. Don’t.
**If you can’t control yourself and MUST splash water all over the sink and counter, please wipe it up. We don’t wear rain gear when using the bathroom.
**Hair. Please look at the toilet and sink to make sure no hair was left behind. You’re gross.
**Smoking hasn’t been legal indoors in about 87 years therefore restroom wastebaskets should not be used as an ash tray.
**Speaking of wastebaskets, that is wear trash goes. Crazy concept I know. Leaving your trash on the back of the toilet is frowned upon.
**The bathroom is not a beauty parlor. A little touch up of your hair, makeup, etc. is fine but laying out your cosmetics and creating a cloud of hairspray is a bit much.
**Dear lord, if you know people will vomit from the smell that comes out of your body, please use a bathroom on any other floor but ours.
**Unrolling toilet paper and throwing it around the bathroom is completely moronic. Don’t do it.
As a general rule, take a looksie around before you leave the stall, it will save me from running you over with my car.
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